Ah, the good old says when the interweb was young, and to chat in a group required IRC.
Fazin pointed out a quote tonight at the site Bash.org which is just filled with quotes from IRC taking me back to another time. I highly recommend spending an hour and going through their top 100. I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.
A few favorites I saw:
#406373:
< [TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
#9081:
Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o’bandwith near ye’ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.
#202477:
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they’re super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
#205195:
(mortalkombat) stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
( @Acaila) FINISH HIM
(mat |t) rofl
(mortalkombat) omg wtf man
- MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
( @Acaila) FATALITY!