I miss IRC

Ah, the good old says when the interweb was young, and to chat in a group required IRC.

Fazin pointed out a quote tonight at the site Bash.org which is just filled with quotes from IRC taking me back to another time. I highly recommend spending an hour and going through their top 100. I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.

A few favorites I saw:

#406373 :

< [TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

#9081 :

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west

Spin: thar be large pipes o’bandwith near ye’ol univarsety.

Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.

Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.

Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.

Pirate: Avast!

Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!

Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.

Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.

Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

#202477 :

(Mootar) morons.

(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless

(Mootar) they must think they’re super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network

(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways

(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

#205195 :

(mortalkombat) stfu mat|t u cu.nt

* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*

( @Acaila) FINISH HIM

(mat |t) rofl

(mortalkombat) omg wtf man

  • MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)

( @Acaila) FATALITY!

Paul Cutler
Father. Husband. Vinyl Music Lover. Football fan. Python student. He / him.