Ah, the good old says when the interweb was young, and to chat in a group required IRC.
Fazin pointed out a quote tonight at the site Bash.org which is just filled with quotes from IRC taking me back to another time. I highly recommend spending an hour and going through their top 100. I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.
A few favorites I saw:
< [TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o’bandwith near ye’ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they’re super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
(mortalkombat) stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
( @Acaila) FINISH HIM
(mat |t) rofl
(mortalkombat) omg wtf man
- MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
( @Acaila) FATALITY!